Pamflet: JOUNCANUL AGRICULTURII ROMÂNEȘTI
Motto: „În agricultură, Irigația făr* de ploaie E ca claia fără paie !”
Panseu de politichie agro-fuduloasă
Oricât ne-am lăuda cu pruncii noştri ca să ne arătăm la mutraghenia ca un popor de chimişti şi aritmeticieni de rang ales, experienţa postdechemvristă ne sugerează, fără tăgadă, că locul nostru printre ţările din UE, nu ni-l putem recăpăta decât printr-un „restitutio în Europenum” ca nepoţi legitimi, falnici şi frumoşi foc ai fostului Grânar european, când leul își dădea randvouri, cu marca, francul și
cu lira, pe schampelisse, uneori chiar ostoindu-le..! Neputincioşi s-au mai căsnit, de peste șaptezeci de zeci de ani, pe la mitinguri şi
greve mulţi muncitori fruntaşi, de-ai lu* Dej și Ceaușescu ca s-o stimuleze pe cea care le-a fost amantă feroce, cocoata Industria, un
fel de Nuţi spaima pu(n)ţii, rezolvată de cele mai multe ori în mod precoce, cu cincinale de patru ani şi jumătate, care şi-a dat duhul,
dovedind-o în acelaşi timp şi pe sora ei din flori, Ilenuţa Secera, de tractoarele universale, făcând-o astfel să se întoarcă la monarhie: cu sapă, hârlete, cal, bou, măgar şi din gând în gând câte un milion de lei uşori, daţi pentru procurarea de apă plată ca să bea măgarul pus la plug. Acum, după ce s-au azvârlit potcoavele celovece de la copitele boilor, cailor și măgarilor, cooptați în desăvârșirea
agriculturii, punânduli-se potcoave americănești, țăranii români s-au regrupat, cu țărăniștii la proțap, de prin sânul altor partide
istorico-isterice și s-au învârtoșat într-o „iepocă” plină de pretențioși agricultori, de marcă și rangă, promițând cu mânuța pe biblie, că vor pune agricultura pe roți blindate de se vor minuna, până și imperialiștii ! Priviţi, doamnelor și domnilor țărăniști spre
sărăcimea satelor şi oraşelor scumpei noastre patrii şi spre steaua strălucitoare precum lumânarea de pe fruntea bravilor conducatori, democraţi, liberali, țărăniști garați, conservatoriști conduşi de bravii lor milionari în euroi şi dolari, ajunşi chiar mari politicieni şi baroni de binele mamilor lor și ve-ți constata, fără eforturi deosebite, că au pus-o, când pe brânci, când cu picioarele-n sus, adică pe agricultură !.. Au venit chiar cu idei noi de a planta pe dealuri bananieri şi măslini dar au ieşit curmali, iar pe râuri au
populat aligatori ca să le dea pielea înapoi la fabricile de încălţăminte şi s-au pripăşit obleţii.
MARELE frecangiu de mentă prin parlamentul României, înţolit odinioară cu raglan de PDSR şi actualmente cu Schpilhoseni PC, dar tot cu iz pesedere, momentan un fel de Juncan în concubinaj cu inocenta Agricultură ce hălăduieşte ca besmeticul prin haturi şi imaşuri, vorbind de unul singur că inocenta a prosperat de la tractor la măgar, de la intensiv la inactiv şi de la extensiv la restrictiv..!
Conservatoristul gigea, elegant şi dat cu erbicid, când apare pe răcoare la tarlale, plimbându-se ca vodă prin pilda țigăncii, ţărăncuţele-bunicuţe se rostogolesc la vale, iar ţăranii-bunici îşi scot cuşma şi dau cu ea de pământ, închinându-se şi întrebându-se: „ cine-o fi, bre, acest zburător-rătăcitor?” Scăpându-se prea multă drojdie în coca de politician, Jouncanului i s-a umflat sinele în
poale, mai abitir decât lui răposatul ministru Zăroni- care umbla bietul cu ciorapii schimbaţi, atunci când participa la vreo recepţie
şi se plimba de unul singur deoarece alţi participanţi nu puteau să stea lângă domnia sa, preferând mai bine un sconcs- şi s-a îmbătat cu ideea că este mare specialist în furaje şi atelaje, retehnologizând tractorul în bou ca produsele să fie ecologice…
OMENEŞTE vorbind, se poate desprinde ideea că în timp ce Jouncanul Agriculturii trage la foalele armonicii conservator- liberală, evocând producţii babane la hectar cu ştiuleţi marca Terente în hambar, cu căruţe ce au tracţiune 4 x 4 prin bătături, măgarii, plini cu demnitate zootehnică, trudesc din zori până-n asfinţit pentru o raţie de paie minimă pe economie şi o gură de apă plată, dată cu osteneală de guvern, printr-o ordonanţă de urgenţă, semnată Holograf, de Generalul Marmeladă, iar noaptea, cu frica-n cap şi cu foamea-n burtă, rag din oră-n oră după cişculiţele lor dragi, date de mişei la export. „Ţ-ale dracu’ de oltence, ardelence şi voi de moldovence ce-a-ţi făcut din cal măgar, din pârliţi milionari, din izmene pantaloni şi din activişti masoni !”
Gigione IONESCU
Your means of explaining everything in this post is in fact pleasant, all can without difficulty understand it, Thanks a lot.
Good post. I’m going through a few of these issues as well..
где купить справку
Do you mind if I quote a couple of your posts as long as I provide credit and sources back to your site? My website is in the very same area of interest as yours and my visitors would definitely benefit from a lot of the information you present here. Please let me know if this okay with you. Many thanks!
I will right away take hold of your rss as I can not find your email subscription link or newsletter service. Do you have any? Please allow me realize so that I may subscribe. Thanks.
What’s up to every one, because I am in fact keen of reading this webpage’s post to be updated daily. It consists of nice information.
A person necessarily lend a hand to make significantly articles I would state. This is the first time I frequented your web page and so far? I amazed with the research you made to create this actual publish incredible. Great activity!
Excellent blog here! Also your site loads up fast! What host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your host? I wish my site loaded up as fast as yours lol
Howdy! Would you mind if I share your blog with my zynga group? There’s a lot of people that I think would really enjoy your content. Please let me know. Thank you
I have been surfing online more than three hours today, yet I never found any fascinating article like yours. It’s lovely value enough for me. Personally, if all site owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet might be much more useful than ever before.
This post is really a nice one it helps new web people, who are wishing for blogging.
continuously i used to read smaller posts which also clear their motive, and that is also happening with this post which I am reading at this time.
After checking out a few of the blog articles on your website, I honestly like your way of blogging. I added it to my bookmark website list and will be checking back soon. Please check out my web site as well and let me know how you feel.
Hey there would you mind letting me know which hosting company you’re utilizing? I’ve loaded your blog in 3 completely different web browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot quicker then most. Can you suggest a good internet hosting provider at a reasonable price? Many thanks, I appreciate it!
Great article, exactly what I wanted to find.
Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon!
I think this is one of the most significant information for me. And i’m glad reading your article. But wanna remark on few general things, The website style is great, the articles is really nice : D. Good job, cheers
Hi my family member! I want to say that this article is awesome, great written and come with almost all important infos. I’d like to see more posts like this .
Does your website have a contact page? I’m having problems locating it but, I’d like to send you an e-mail. I’ve got some suggestions for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great site and I look forward to seeing it develop over time.
I was wondering if you ever considered changing the page layout of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two images. Maybe you could space it out better?
Wow, that’s what I was seeking for, what a data! present here at this website, thanks admin of this site.
Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is fantastic blog. An excellent read. I’ll definitely be back.
Wow, that’s what I was looking for, what a data! present here at this website, thanks admin of this web site.
Hey very interesting blog!
Every weekend i used to visit this site, as i want enjoyment, as this this website conations in fact nice funny stuff too.
Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?
I’m not positive where you are getting your info, however good topic. I needs to spend a while studying more or understanding more. Thank you for wonderful information I used to be looking for this information for my mission.
Hi, I do believe this is an excellent web site. I stumbledupon it
I’m going to return once again since I book marked it. Money and freedom is the best way to change, may you be rich and continue to help other people.
If you want to increase your knowledge only keep visiting this site and be updated with the latest information posted here.
I think this is one of the so much important information for me. And i’m satisfied reading your article. However want to remark on few general things, The site taste is great, the articles is in point of fact nice : D. Just right activity, cheers
I like it when people come together and share opinions. Great website, continue the good work!
Remarkable! Its actually remarkable piece of writing, I have got much clear idea regarding from this post.
I am curious to find out what blog system you happen to be utilizing? I’m experiencing some minor security problems with my latest website and I would like to find something more safe. Do you have any suggestions?
Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so much approximately this, like you wrote the ebook in it or something. I think that you could do with some p.c. to drive the message house a bit, however other than that, this is great blog. A great read. I’ll definitely be back.
This article is actually a pleasant one it helps new internet viewers, who are wishing for blogging.
Представительский мужской эромассаж Москва база вип спа
Having read this I thought it was really informative. I appreciate you taking the time and effort to put this short article together. I once again find myself spending a significant amount of time both reading and leaving comments. But so what, it was still worth it!
What i do not realize is if truth be told how you’re not really a lot more smartly-favored than you may be right now. You are so intelligent. You realize therefore significantly relating to this matter, produced me for my part consider it from numerous various angles. Its like men and women aren’t interested until it’s something to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your personal stuffs great. All the time take care of it up!
I really like what you guys are usually up too. Such clever work and coverage! Keep up the superb works guys I’ve incorporated you guys to blogroll.
I was able to find good info from your blog articles.
What i do not realize is if truth be told how you’re now not really a lot more smartly-liked than you may be right now. You are so intelligent. You understand therefore significantly when it comes to this matter, produced me personally believe it from so many various angles. Its like men and women don’t seem to be fascinated unless it’s something to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs excellent. All the time take care of it up!
Howdy I am so grateful I found your webpage, I really found you by mistake, while I was searching on Bing for something else, Nonetheless I am here now and would just like to say thank you for a marvelous post and a all round exciting blog (I also love the theme/design), I don’t have time to go through it all at the minute but I have saved it and also included your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read a great deal more, Please do keep up the fantastic job.
When I originally commented I seem to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now every time a comment is added I get four emails with the same comment. Perhaps there is a way you can remove me from that service? Thanks a lot!
What’s up friends, how is everything, and what you want to say concerning this piece of writing, in my view its truly awesome designed for me.
Remarkable things here. I’m very satisfied to peer your article. Thank you so much and I’m taking a look forward to touch you. Will you please drop me a mail?
hey there and thank you for your information ? I’ve definitely picked up anything new from right here. I did however expertise some technical issues using this site, since I experienced to reload the web site many times previous to I could get it to load properly. I had been wondering if your web hosting is OK? Not that I am complaining, but sluggish loading instances times will very frequently affect your placement in google and can damage your high quality score if advertising and marketing with Adwords. Anyway I’m adding this RSS to my e-mail and can look out for a lot more of your respective fascinating content. Make sure you update this again soon.
I love what you guys are up too. Such clever work and coverage! Keep up the awesome works guys I’ve incorporated you guys to my personal blogroll.
This excellent website truly has all of the info I wanted about this subject and didn’t know who to ask.
Hey there just wanted to give you a quick heads up and let you know a few of the images aren’t loading correctly. I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in two different browsers and both show the same results.
I know this site gives quality based articles or reviews and other stuff, is there any other site which gives these stuff in quality?
Wow, this article is pleasant, my sister is analyzing such things, thus I am going to inform her.
I’ve read some good stuff here. Definitely worth bookmarking for revisiting. I wonder how so much attempt you set to create this type of great informative site.
Howdy very nice website!! Guy .. Beautiful .. Amazing .. I will bookmark your blog and take the feeds also? I am glad to find so many useful information here in the publish, we’d like develop more strategies in this regard, thank you for sharing. . . . . .
I am extremely impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Either way keep up the nice quality writing, it’s rare to see a nice blog like this one these days.
I constantly spent my half an hour to read this blog’s articles everyday along with a cup of coffee.
When I originally commented I seem to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now every time a comment is added I recieve four emails with the same comment. Is there a way you can remove me from that service? Thanks a lot!
I’d like to find out more? I’d like to find out more details.
This is very interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I have joined your feed and look forward to seeking more of your great post. Also, I have shared your web site in my social networks!
Awesome! Its truly remarkable article, I have got much clear idea about from this piece of writing.
Hmm is anyone else experiencing problems with the images on this blog loading? I’m trying to find out if its a problem on my end or if it’s the blog. Any responses would be greatly appreciated.
If some one needs expert view about blogging after that i propose him/her to visit this blog, Keep up the good job.
Wow, superb blog format! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging glance easy. The entire glance of your site is magnificent, let alonewell as the content!
Hey There. I found your blog using msn. This is a very well written article. I will be sure to bookmark it and come back to read more of your useful information. Thanks for the post. I will definitely comeback.
Heya! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any trouble with hackers? My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing a few months of hard work due to no backup. Do you have any solutions to prevent hackers?
Hey there I am so excited I found your web site, I really found you by error, while I was researching on Digg for something else, Nonetheless I am here now and would just like to say thanks a lot for a remarkable post and a all round thrilling blog (I also love the theme/design), I don’t have time to go through it all at the minute but I have saved it and also included your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read much more, Please do keep up the awesome job.
I don’t even know the way I ended up here, however I thought this post used to be good. I don’t recognize who you’re however definitely you are going to a famous blogger when you are not already. Cheers!
My brother suggested I might like this blog. He was totally right. This post actually made my day. You cann’t imagine just how much time I had spent for this information! Thanks!
Good info. Lucky me I discovered your site by accident (stumbleupon). I have book marked it for later!
Pretty great post. I simply stumbled upon your blog and wanted to mention that I have really enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I’ll be subscribing on your feed and I am hoping you write again soon!
Great post.
Вы ищете надежное и захватывающее онлайн-казино, тогда это идеальное место для вас!
Please let me know if you’re looking for a article author for your weblog. You have some really great posts and I believe I would be a good asset. If you ever want to take some of the load off, I’d absolutely love to write some material for your blog in exchange for a link back to mine. Please send me an e-mail if interested. Cheers!
I don’t know if it’s just me or if everyone else experiencing problems with your blog. It looks like some of the text on your posts are running off the screen. Can someone else please comment and let me know if this is happening to them too? This might be a problem with my web browser because I’ve had this happen before. Cheers
Your style is so unique compared to other people I have read stuff from. Thank you for posting when you have the opportunity, Guess I will just bookmark this web site.
It is not my first time to visit this website, i am visiting this website dailly and get good information from here every day.
It’s a shame you don’t have a donate button! I’d certainly donate to this superb blog! I suppose for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to fresh updates and will talk about this site with my Facebook group. Chat soon!
Ищете надежного подрядчика для устройства стяжки пола в Москве? Обращайтесь к нам на сайт styazhka-pola24.ru! Мы предлагаем услуги по залитию стяжки пола любой сложности и площади, а также гарантируем быстрое и качественное выполнение работ.
поставки строительных материалов компания
Нужная услуга для идеальной отделки интерьера- это механизированная штукатурка стен. На mehanizirovannaya-shtukaturka-moscow.ru предлагаются только самые качественные услуги.
Does your site have a contact page? I’m having problems locating it but, I’d like to send you an e-mail. I’ve got some suggestions for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great website and I look forward to seeing it expand over time.
Thanks for the marvelous posting! I genuinely enjoyed reading it, you are a great author.I will make sure to bookmark your blog and will often come back at some point. I want to encourage you to definitely continue your great posts, have a nice holiday weekend!
Hi there, I enjoy reading all of your post. I like to write a little comment to support you.
На mehanizirovannaya-shtukaturka-moscow.ru вы найдете бесподобные услуги механизированной штукатурки. Экономьте время, гарантируйте себе качество.
Magnificent beat ! I wish to apprentice while you amend your site, how can i subscribe for a blog site? The account aided me a acceptable deal. I had been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast provided bright clear concept
Hey there, I think your blog might be having browser compatibility issues. When I look at your blog in Chrome, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping. I just wanted to give you a quick heads up! Other then that, superb blog!
Superb site you have here but I was wanting to know if you knew of any community forums that cover the same topics talked about in this article? I’d really love to be a part of group where I can get suggestions from other knowledgeable individuals that share the same interest. If you have any recommendations, please let me know. Many thanks!
Hi there! This article couldn’t be written any better! Going through this post reminds me of my previous roommate! He constantly kept talking about this. I will forward this information to him. Pretty sure he will have a very good read. Many thanks for sharing!
Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon!
I think the admin of this website is really working hard in favor of his web site, because here every data is quality based stuff.
Rüyada Ak Saçlı Birini Görmek Nedir?
Your style is really unique compared to other people I have read stuff from. Many thanks for posting when you have the opportunity, Guess I will just bookmark this site.
I know this site provides quality dependent articles or reviews and additional stuff, is there any other site which gives such stuff in quality?
Heya this is kinda of off topic but I was wondering if blogs use WYSIWYG editors or if you have to manually code with HTML. I’m starting a blog soon but have no coding experience so I wanted to get advice from someone with experience. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Hey There. I found your blog using msn. This is an extremely well written article. I will be sure to bookmark it and come back to read more of your useful information. Thank you for the post. I will definitely comeback.
I am extremely impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Either way keep up the nice quality writing, it’s rare to see a nice blog like this one these days.
Hey there! This is kind of off topic but I need some help from an established blog. Is it hard to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty fast. I’m thinking about setting up my own but I’m not sure where to start. Do you have any points or suggestions? Appreciate it
Pretty part of content. I simply stumbled upon your blog and in accession capital to claim that I acquire in fact enjoyed account your blog posts. Any way I’ll be subscribing in your augment or even I fulfillment you access persistently rapidly.